lovelysuggestions:

you are my favorite daydream

(via suckeyangel)

rohie:
“i. can’t breathe.
”

rohie:

i. can’t breathe.

(via selfiecentered)

bitchvirgo:

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

(via selfiecentered)

stunfiskk:

banshees:

fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.

i cant help but read this with a heavy russian accent

(via fartgallery)

90svigilante:

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

(via c-teardrops)

pervocracy:

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

(via whatsacanada)

silver-tongues-blog:

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

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(via gnarlygen-deactivated20171006)