thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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gang0fwolves:

" why don’t they use water cannons? "

bitch…

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silentpurplenights:

shopwitme:

when ya debit card decline and you tryna call the bank even tho u know u broke
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Wow HAHSHSHSHSHHAAAAAJGAA

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fxrensicate:

classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

(via sweatdrippingdownmyballs)

as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

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